I am literally the Beyoncé fan who cried twins at this point, but you guys, I really think she had her babies!
A couple of weeks ago, we speculated Beyoncé's silence on social media could be proof she had already given birth to the twins, but then pictures from the Carter Push Party came, proving our theory to be incorrect.
But now, due to a recent Instagram post and some other sus clues, it's starting to look really possible that Beyoncé — our lord, light, and savior — gave birth to the twins last week and is trying to throw us off the trail.
It all started with this picture Bey posted for Memorial Day earlier this week:
Fans are arguing her baby belly in the photo looks more reminiscent of Bey's earlier stages in pregnancy than it does in the pictures she posted from her Carter Push Party celebration a couple weeks ago.
There's a fan forum on Lipstick Alley discussing and dissecting the Memorial Day image. User @ILikeYoFace said,
I love their bond. Very cute!! Bey is somewhere with her feet up. This pic doesn't feel recent. She was bigger at her [Carter Push] party.
I seriously do hope she's somewhere with her feet up relaxing right now. The queen is carrying twins! Do you know how much mama power that takes?! God, she is such a majestic warrior queen.
So, according to Twitter, that's clue number one Beyoncé had the babies before Memorial Day and posted the picture with Blue to throw us off the trail. I also have my notifications set to let me know whenever she posts, and I remember her posting this really, really early in the morning when I was still Netflix-binging.
She usually posts during the daylight, I'm just sayin'. It's sus.
Another fan in the Lipstick Alley thread, BlacGOLD, points out,
I am almost certain this is a throwback pic. This is the same [hairstyle] she wore when she and Jay went to the B game about 4-6 weeks ago so I am guessing somewhere around that time.
This is the look the user mentions:
Beyoncé is known to frequently switch up her hairstyles and doesn't keep each one for too long. (Her hair is different in just about everything she posts on Instagram.)
But it is true that the photo shows a hairstyle she was rocking about a month ago, and the Carter Push Party pictures are showing a completely different style.
I'm not saying this is concrete proof the Memorial Day photo is a throwback, but if I learned it was, I wouldn't be surprised. Like we mentioned before, the difference in belly size between the two posts is what has most people convinced.
In the fan forum mentioned above, user @Stilla said,
dead @ her constantly uploading old pics trying to throw us off.
We're onto you, Bey.
Another clue is that Tina Lawson, Beyoncé and Solange's mother, was reportedly seen at a hospital in Los Angeles last week. This image was tweeted, but there's no confirmation on whether it's real or photoshopped. It looks pretty fake to me, though.
Lastly, Solange canceled a show in Boston last week due to "scheduling conflicts" and was replaced by Migos. Concerts are, like, meticulously planned, aren't they? Why in the world would a scheduling conflict come up??
OH, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THE CONFLICT WAS THAT BEYONCÉ WENT INTO LABOR AND THERE WAS NO WAY TO ACTUALLY SCHEDULE THE CONFLICT IN ADVANCE.
So between the difference in size of Bey's baby belly in her Instagram posts, Tina Lawson reportedly being seen at a hospital in L.A. last week, and Solange canceling a show the very same week, fans have a gut feeling the saviors of the universe have already arrived, and Bey, Jay, and Blue are just trying to savor their first moments with them before all hell breaks loose.
Only time will tell, but you can bet your sweet ass that I'll have my phone glued to my hand from now until the moment Beyoncé posts the first pictures of the twins on her Instagram.
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