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Chrissy Teigen Shows Off Gruesome Bruise On Inner Thigh

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Let's be real: Bruises are the worst. However, once the pain has dulled, they're pretty awesome to show off to your friends and brag about.

This one time, I twisted my ankle during a game of basketball, and the resulting bruise and swelling made my left foot like an elephant's. Yeah, it hurt a lot -- but it was really rewarding visually.

Plus, I got to say, "Here comes Elephant Tim with his withered stump -- make way, make way," every time I entered a room.

However, I've got to say the bruise Chrissy Teigen -- my sun and my moon -- sustained on "Lip Sync Battle" is the stuff of legends.

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Whoa, that monstrous bruise is so deep on the inner thigh I'd just be grateful the bruised area didn't include my groin if I were her.

Also, one time, my dad and I played paintball one-on-one, and I gave him a bruise on his thigh THAT'S STILL THERE. So, dad, you and Chrissy have something to talk about if you ever run into each other.

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Chrissy posted the gruesome, badass image on Twitter and wrote in the caption,

I now do stunts #lipsyncbattlescar #iflew !

I wonder what crazy stunt Chrissy was trying to pull off at the time...

Truly, this is indeed a battle scar worthy of an epic battle... an epic lip sync battle, that is. (Hey, it still technically counts as a battle.)

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Chrissy just completed a marathon of tweets making fun of her husband John Legend and as usual, they are all pure Twitter gold.

Now, I guess he can start making fun of her for this huge-ass bruise. LET THE GREAT HUSBAND-WIFE TWITTER WAR RECOMMENCE.

In the meantime, I guess we should all watch "Lip Sync Battle" to witness the exact moment this insane bruise came to be.

Because as we all well know, the story behind a bruise is everything.

Citations: Chrissy Teigen Suffers Large Thigh Bruise on Lip Sync Battle — See Her Dark 'Battle Scar' (People)