Chrissy Teigen's Twitter Bio Trolls Trump's "High-Quality Person" Comment & It's Epic
Chrissy Teigen trolled the Trumps on Twitter again last night, this time committing to the cause even more by dedicating her bio to trolling them.
Can we all just agree Chrissy Teigen is better than all of us at this?
Reacting to Donald Trump Jr.'s email scandal (the goddamn irony), President Trump said in a statement, "My son is a high-quality person and I applaud his transparency." He also responded to his son's interview with Sean Hannity (if you can call it that) this morning.
Twitter couldn't let that "high-quality" part go. I mean... "high-quality" isn't really something you use to describe your children, right? They're not products. But I digress.
Teigen thought this would be a great bio, so she made it her bio.
THE HIGHEST OF QUALITIES.
She also has her location set as "everywhere like such as," which is a hilarious nod to a video of a pageant contestant answering a question about why some Americans can't locate the United States on a map.
It's a truly unbelievable video. Just watch it for yourself:
The contestant from South Carolina was asked by Friday Night Lights actress Aimee Teegarden, "Some Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
The contestant responded,
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps. And I believe that our education, like such as South Africa, and the Iraq, and everywhere like such as, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S., should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
Fans reacted to Teigen's tweet applauding her for continuing to troll the Trumps.
What a time, people. What a time.
If you missed this whole Trump email scandal, I seriously envy you. How did you do it? Let me clue you in.
News broke this week saying Donald Trump Jr. had a meeting with Russian representatives during the 2016 campaign. The representatives reportedly promised Trump Jr. damning information about Hillary Clinton. According to the emails, he initially responded to the offer of the information with a rousing "I love it!"
Trump Jr. literally tweeted out the email chain before The New York Times could reportedly publish a story containing the contents of the emails. Yes. That is a thing that happened.
Twitter was shook by the entire thing.
This whole Trump thing may be stressful as hell, but at least we have Chrissy Teigen to guide us through.