It's official, Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo are now parents. And what is their beautiful young daughter's name? Dusty Rose Levine.
Like, was Adam just looking around the hospital room, ran his finger across some old equipment right as the nurse asked for the child's name for the birth certificate and muttered "Dusty," while Behati snuck "Rose" in there just a second too late?
No, no. I'm teasing, of course. I think Dusty is a beautiful name.
One time, I was driving back from Vegas with an ex when I saw a sign that said "Dusty Winds," which is very similar to "Dusty Rose."
Naturally, I put on a Southern accent and said, "Folks, my names Dusty Winds, and I'm here to sing ya'll a little ditty I put together..."
Instantly I thought, right as I was being broken up with for making such a terrible joke, that it would make a beautiful name.
Twitter had their own reaction to Adam and Behati's name choice though.
Adam and Behati are low-key wresting fanatics.
May she always be beautiful and cause your green eyes to truly pop.
Maybe Dusty and Grubby will be friends someday?
Listen, if we all named our kids after our favorite colors there would be too many "Blue--"... Oh, my God. Blue Ivy.
I wish I could tell you, Kelly. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dusty, Dusty... Dusty... (Achoo.)
They're calling her out before bullies even get a chance.
...Where is the lie though?
Love is a fickle thing.
I can't stop. I can't stop thinking about it. It has kept me awake for hours. It will keep me awake for weeks... maybe months... maybe years.
All I hear when I close my eyes is "Dusty Rose..."
In all seriousness, congratulations to Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo! We're sure Dusty Rose will grow into a smart and strong person.