It turns out there's another awful trait we can blame on our zodiac sign (since we do that with literally every other fault we have): being a dirty, rotten cheater.
Australian dating site Victoria Milan found a pretty significant connection between their registered users, all of whom are looking to cheat, and the users' zodiac signs.
According to the site's collected data, you may want to watch out if your partner is an Aquarius, a Pisces or an Aries, which made up 10.9 percent, 10.1 percent and 10 percent of Victoria Milan's users, respectively.
As you begin your search for the most faithful partner on the planet, add “Sagittarius” to your list of requirements. Victoria Milan found this fire sign as the least likely to cheat, with the lowest site registration numbers overall at 6.5 percent.
In an attempt to explain this cheating behavior, Sigurd Vedal, founder and CEO of Victoria Milan, calls Aquarians "hot blooded, sexual characters" who "can't be blamed for what's written in the stars."
In all honesty, if an Aquarius shouldn't be blamed for cheating, then my bitter, vengeful Scorpio ass also shouldn't be blamed for CRUSHING WHOMEVER CHEATS ON ME.
And according to every zodiac description ever, as a Scorpio, I'm supposedly spending every moment of my spare time having salacious sex, being the most sexual zodiac sign and all. Though, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to pencil hot sex into my schedule of watching reruns of "Law & Order: SVU" with no pants on.
That's super sexual, right?
Well, even though Scorpios and Leos may be the most sexual signs, the data from Victoria Milan also found that these two signs boasted some of the lowest site registrations… which is probably because we're so busy watching crime shows in our underwear.
Or, maybe we're so sex hungry all the time, we just cut out the middleman (site) entirely and find a rando at the bar to cheat with, like any other respectable cheater would do. (I'm kidding. Cheaters aren't respectable. DON'T CHEAT.)
Anyway, if you're dating any of these cheating signs, be extra vigilant. Victoria Milan even has a panic feature, which will "quickly exit and load a neutral website."
BECAUSE LET'S MAKE IT EASIER FOR EVERYONE TO CHEAT.