10 Sexy Halloween Costumes For Single Guys Looking To Get Laid
Halloween is just around the corner. And, my single dudes, if you're struggling with what you should dress up as, you're probably not the only one.
Although a couples costume may be out of the question, that doesn't mean you can't get creative as hell with your own outfit. Halloween is the best night to get laid, after all, so you should be bringing your "A" game.
IMO, the sexiest costumes for guys also happen to be the funniest ones. There's nothing sexier than a guy with a great sense of humor.
So don't worry, guys. I've got you, and I'm going to help you get laid with these 10 sexy AF Halloween costumes that are bound to attract all the single girls:
Sexy Greek God
Be sexy Zeus this Halloween. Zeus was the man.
Hugh is timelessly sexy. Channel him in this get-up.
This one's guaranteed to make all the girls go, "Officer, I've been very bad."
Put out some fires with this sexy costume. Oh, and score some chicks too.
Sexy Kilted Guy
Mmm. Gotta love a man in a kilt.
Ho, ho, ho! Who said October is too early to be Santa? Give the ladies the gift of your schlong.
Serve up some sex appeal on a silver platter with this butler costume.
Yee-haw, this one is guaranteed to ROPE (hehe) in the ladies.
Sexy Cave Man
A cave man is a man's man. Every girl loves a man's man. Get the outfit here.
A Yankees... I mean, "Yankthese" player
I'm LOL-ing at this costume. If you guys don't want to wear it, I just might wear it myself — even though I don't have man-parts.