Halloween is one of my favorite times of the year. I'm single AF (and not hating it), so I can dress up as whatever the hell I want and not have to worry about my costume matching my SO's.
Can I get a BEY-five?!
We single girls have three costume options: cute, ugly funny or super sexy. I'm always a fan of super sexy because it's hella fun and empowering to embrace my sensual side.
Last year, I went as Kim Kardashian, but I'm feeling a change of pace this year. With no man to weigh me down with his opinions, I'm a free bird, which means there are endless possibilities I can fly away with.
That being said, I will DEFINITELY not be the single girl wearing an oversized shirt that says, "I'm a mouse, duh!" Could that costume be any more basic?
And you don't want to be basic, either, right? You're more creative than that.
But the question remains: What ARE you going to be?
Halloween is approaching quickly, so here's some inspiration, courtesy of yours truly. These 10 sexy Halloween costume ideas really put the sizzle in single:
Sexy Belly Dancer
This one's a classic, but that doesn't make it basic. The high-slit, almost-skimming-your-vagina skirt is what makes it.
Sexy Seaside Sailor
This style is my favorite kind: sexy from the front, but cute from the back. Ahoy, matey!
Sexy Snow White
Snow White Costume, $83, 3 Wishes
A short tutu attached to a corset takes an innocent childhood Disney favorite into risqué territory pretty damn quickly.
Sexy Poison Ivy
Wait, did someone say sequins? YAAASS.
Not an oxymoron at all...
Sexy Mickey Mouse
OK, this is the only time that "I'm a mouse, duh!" is cute. Because you're not just any mouse. You're MICKEY mouse. Duh.
(Super) Sexy Catwoman
There's nothing sexier than this superhero classic. Empowerment, bitches.
A Sexy Inmate
Wear next-to-nothing in this cute orange getup.
Sexy Marijuana-Brownie Baker (LOL)
Being this sexy on Halloween should be... legal. Definitely legal.
Sexy Darth Vader
Darth Vader, $89, ForPlay
Girls can hold light sabers, too. Get it here.