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What Does A Vagina Taste Like? Guys Reveal What They Think It Tastes Like Down There

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I have always wanted to know what a vagina tastes like, but more importantly, I have always wanted to know what guys on the internet think vaginas taste like. Because if anyone has respect for women and a deep knowledge of the female anatomy, it's guys on the internet. So you can imagine how delighted I was when I found this Reddit thread that posed the question, "How would you describe what a vagina tastes like?"

Listen, oral sex can be a source of insecurity for women. What is our vagina supposed to look like? What is it supposed to smell like? Are we supposed to have hair down there? Because according to societal aesthetic standards, we're essentially supposed to hardly even have a vagina for that matter. Seriously, we're expected to be hairless and have no scent whatsoever down there. That's what the magazines and every movie and TV show tell us, at least!

But guess what? All vaginas are beautiful. Unless there's something funky going on down there related to an actual medical issue, then the appearance and scent of your vagina is likely totally normal. Your vagina smells like vagina. Your partner should absolutely know what they are getting into. And most importantly, they should love it!

But in case you're curious (aren't we all a little curious) here is what vagina tastes like, according to guys. Guys on the internet.

PS: This thread is pretty much my personal nightmare.

This Guy Says A Vagina Tastes Like A Ripe Tomato And Also Pee

Victor Torres

I mean, at least he's specific.

This One Says Vaginas Tastes Like A Penny

B & J

OK...

This Guy Agrees With The Fact That Vaginas Apparently Taste Like Clean Pennies

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What's with the penny thing? Does my pussy taste like money? WTF?

This Dude Says A Vagina Tastes Like Apple Pie

Annie Spratt/Unsplash

OK, this one I can deal with. Apple pie is great.

This Guy Thinks A Vagina Tastes Like Oysters

andrew cebulka/stocksy

Well, they are an aphrodesiac.

This Guy Says He Thinks Vaginas Taste Salty

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This One Thinks Vagina Tastes Like Dried Fish

Jelena Jojic Tomic

Mmm, we're getting off track here.

This Guy Got Oddly Specific With His Answer

And This Guy Thinks Vaginas Taste Like... A Battery?

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All right, I'm done.

Please just remember that, no matter what, your vagina is perfect, and anyone who comes into contact with it is lucky that you're giving them the time of day. And if your partner thinks you taste like a penny, it's only because you're money, baby. Or something.

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