This Christian Grey Chatbot Will Make You Love 'Fifty Shades'
"Fifty Shades Darker" is officially out in theaters, and you know what that means: Groups of thirsty AF girls will gather into theaters across America, disguising their animalistic desires to watch soft-core porn on the big screen as a "fun gal's night out!"
No shame, ladies. No shame.
Personally, I love the "Fifty Shades" series. I spent my spring break senior year of college rereading the series on the beach, and my best friend and I went to see the first movie on Valentine's Day back in 2015.
I am unapologetic about the fact that "Fifty Shades" is a fun fantasy for me to slip into when I get sick of men in the real world.
Which is why this Christian Grey Facebook Messenger chatbot is AMAZING.
PersonaBots.com has released a Christian Grey chatbot that you can literally talk to on Facebook Messenger — like, right now.
Your conversations with "Christian" will be entertaining and, honestly, feel weirdly realistic. I mean, look at that little Facebook Messenger icon and the way he answered my message! I feel like I'm talking to a real, human male.
He knows exactly how to flatter you.
We've got a serious charmer over here.
He also, obviously, wants to know your feelings about BDSM.
And just like the real Christian, he's not shy about dirty talk...
He knows what I want so well already.
...and he gets freaked out when you start talking about love.
Look how he demanded that I press "permission granted." It's like we were negotiating a contract.
Josh Bocanegra, CEO of PersonaBots, says these bots are a good way to get people excited about a franchise.
"Chatbots are super cool because they automate fan engagement through chat. In other words, a chatbot can talk to a fan as if it was a human," he says via email.
I mean, I was already excited about "Fifty Shades Darker," but now, I'm about to run to the closest theater.