Which Sex Position Is Best For Your Post-Election Emotions

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It's only been a few days since our country willingly elected a grimy old man into office.

Despite the immense amount of anger still coursing through your (and my) veins, all we can really do at this point is to continue to stand up for what we believe in, live our lives and surround ourselves with the best, incredibly loving people we can find.

Oh, and we can also have sex. Lots and lots of sex.

This year's election has affected a lot of individuals in very different ways — some for the better, and some for the worse.

But since we're still two months shy of Trump's inauguration, only time will tell how his decisions as president will personally affect you and your SO.

So, in the spirit of keeping spirits up, one way to keep moving forward over this four-year hump is... to do just that.

One way to keep moving forward over this four-year hump is... to do just that.

I encourage all Americans to bang their way to a little bit of happiness. (After all, sex is a great natural endorphin inducer and sweaty stress reliever.)

However, I'm well aware that your current emotional state — whether that's sad, angry, hopeless, happy, numb — can totally change your approach to getting down.

Did Trump becoming our President-elect build up rage and anger in your soul?

Did the mere sight of this orange, political wannabe cause you to curl up in the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep each night this week?

Take this quiz, and you'll find out exactly what sex position will work best for how you're feeling at this very moment:

Because sometimes, some quality sex is the best way to get out all that pent-up emotion.

Be honest, be open and find the best possible way to get laid AND put a smile on your face.

You certainly deserve it after this week.