Men Confess Their Most Embarrassing Sex Stories And You'll "Yikes" So Hard
Ah, sex. The most mind-blowing activity with probably the second highest potential for utter embarrassment. (The highest potential for utter embarrassment goes to my entire existence.)
While sex can be sensual, fun, and erotic, the stakes are also incredibly high. One wrong move, and sh*t can hit the fan really quick.
But do we shy away from ~the sex~ in the face of potential cringe-y moments, fam? NO, OF COURSE NOT.
Instead, we power through the embarrassing moments like true champions, suffer through a period of self-loathing (whether it's an hour or 12 years... what?), and then laugh about it to keep from crying.
In a recent Reddit thread, men were asked to dish on their most embarrassing sex mishaps, and you will literally "yikes" so hard.
If you were feeling like you're the only one with embarrassing sex stories... think again.
This guy was a little too eager.
This guy's wet dreams got him into a pretty "sticky" situation.
A girl deep-throating this guy wasn't as hot as he thought it would be.
This guy's mom has the worst timing.
This guy... is... just... you know, I don't really know what to say about it. Just read it.
This guy came a liiiiiiiiittle too soon (and by a little, I mean a lot).
This guy had a minor freak out with his first girlfriend.
The cops showed up without an invite on this guy.
This guy didn't realize squirting is, like, a really normal thing that happens.
Whiskey d*ck gets the best of this guy sometimes.
This guy definitely should've been cut some slack...
This guy got laughed at by his sex partner.
A lot of this guy's sexual experiences were a bit "tainted." (I'm sorry.)
This guy had the sh*ttiest time... literally.
This guy had a pretty unexpected guest... but it was still chill, I guess?
This guy didn't realize he had an audience.
OK, so what have we learned everyone?
Well, I'm not sure exactly, but I think it's something along the lines of car sex or sex at your parents' house being a prime target for embarrassing moments.