Ever wondered if your boyfriend really wished you could stop having sex completely in favor of an endless supply of blow jobs?
Well, even if you haven't wondered it, a girl on Reddit has. And it has been bugging her so much that she finally decided to start a thread asking, "Gents, how many of you prefer receiving oral sex to having actual sex?"
I gotta be honest: Blow jobs seem nice and all, but I never really thought any straight man would prefer them to actual vaginal intercourse.
But, it turns out I was wrong. The answers were pretty split, and even more interestingly, the reasoning behind these decisions varied widely.
I KNOW you're all curious now, so go ahead, read along and see what men prefer and why they prefer it.
On team blow job, we have...
This guy who just doesn't really like how vaginas look:
This guy who just wants to sit back and relax every once in a while:
This guy who loves the domination of a good, old-fashioned blowie:
This guy who just freaking loves oral:
This guy who likes not having to use a condom:
This guy who's just plain SICK of those pregnancy hoaxes:
On team intercourse, we have...
This guy who feels weird sitting around while someone does something for him:
This guy who gets turned on by a girl enjoying herself:
This guy who kind of gets bored while he's getting a blowie:
This guy who has had ENOUGH with toothy blow jobs:
This guy who has a hard time finishing during blow jobs:
This guy who ALSO can't come from oral (noticing a trend here):
This guy who just sees blow jobs as foreplay:
And then, finally, we have this guy...
Who prefers... hand jobs?
To each their own, amiright?