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Guy Uses Space Puns To Say He Wants To Do Butt Stuff

Crafting the perfect Tinder conversation is a true art form.

To really capture the attention of whomever you've matched with, you need to say something so out-of-the-box (or, you know, just be wickedly hot) that'll get the ball rolling and allow for a little back-and-forth banter.

In one guy's case, his introduction to a random girl named Sally started off swimmingly... until he went and fired off a line about her asshole.

Wrong move, my friend. Let's "back it up" a little here.

After matching with a woman on Tinder, this guy led things by saying they need to meet for lunch, so they didn't have to say they met on the app.

Now, this is kind of confusing and a little convoluted because a nice meal would not negate the fact they did still meet online originally.

But hey, she took the bait anyway.

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The guy followed that up by saying he didn't want to be remembered for his Tinder antics, referencing his future biography down the road.

The woman, still somewhat intrigued, flirted right back and asked what else will be featured in his biography (aside from her, of course).

Then, things started to go "south." Yes, right down south to butt puns.

The guy announced that he's after the title of the first "Interplanetary President."

I guess this is normal, in some sense. Maybe the guy just loves space. Everyone wants to be an astronaut at some point in their life, so this is just the next level after that, right?

Well, curious about the guy's futuristic space adventures, the woman asked him what other planets he'd be aligning himself with while up in a galaxy, far, far away.

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And that's when it all fell apart.

"I'd like to join forces with Uranus probably. Looks like a nice place," the guy said to his match.

Dear God, just so much no.

On what planet does this guy think that line would work on anyone? Their conversation looks like it's been going on the same amount of time it takes me to pee in a urinal, and he's already asking her to go deep diving in her butt.

Slow your roll there, buddy. You just offered to take the girl to lunch. Why don't you do that first?

And I'm not the only one who had opinions when it came to this butt-centric Tinder conversation. Imgur commenters had a few thoughts as well:

Apparently, there's plenty of planet puns to go around.

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Now, this is just gross.

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Don't get so butthurt, man.

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Do you think the fumes are toxic?

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Houston, we have a problem.

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This interaction should teach everyone a lesson when it comes to conversing on Tinder (and in life).

Pace yourself, don't get too eager and never, ever rush into butt stuff.

I'm talking from personal experience.