Men Reveal Embarrassing Things They Hide In Their Apartment Before You Come Over

Joselito Briones

Admit it: We all have something (or multiple things) in our apartment we aren't proud of.

For me, I always hide my three different inhalers, anti-anxiety meds and tampons because, somewhere, I learned it's not attractive to have ailments. Ah, womanhood.

For others, though, maybe their embarrassing items are more along the lines of old, keepsake items or gross, weird hobby paraphernalia.

Male Reddit users were asked about some of the things men hide in their apartments before women come over, and their answers are hilarious and pretty relatable, TBH.

Spoiler alert: No one answered with "my weird, blow-up sex doll" or "stolen national treasure," which, for some reason, I assume all men own.

So, if that's what you're here for, you can take a hike, but if not, then here IS what guys make sure to hide:

First and foremost, they hide what makes them look like big, ol' nerds.

Of course, they don't want to come across as giant ass stoners, either.

And God forbid any woman finds out they have a soft side.

Others just focus on not coming across as literal garbage people.


This particular guy seems like he has his work cut out for him.

Alas, not everyone gives a damn what girls think and "owns their shit, man."

Like I said, no weird sex dolls or crazy, stolen national treasures, but I can say, we women appreciate the extra effort, gents!