This Woman Matched With A Dog On Tinder And It's The Best

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I was never really big on the dating app scene.

I felt like the whole process was sort of dehumanizing. To me, it felt weird judging a slew of real, multifaceted human beings based on a few blurry pictures and a two-line bio.

That being said, I guess I probably wouldn't feel as bad about dehumanizing matches if I was swiping right for an ANIMAL. (Get it? Because you can't dehumanize something that's not HUMAN.)

In fact, I'd probably be pretty impressed by a dog that can write a two-line bio.

Well in an ideal, magical set of circumstances, a woman managed to bypass all the mind-numbing, boring human interactions on Tinder and match with an adorable dog named Spencer.

Check out the pup's Tinder profile for yourself below:

Can you say BABE ALERT?

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Obviously, Spencer's bio can't be anything more than "Woof. Bork. Sniffles." because HE'S A DOG. HE CAN'T TALK, DUH.

But he can stand, so he's literally the total package.

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What an accomplished young lad he is.

Once the woman matched with the pup, they naturally started chatting.

Let's just say things got super serious.

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So... what we have here is a socially conscious dog with a Tinder profile? INTERESTING. VERY INTERESTING.

Honestly, I'd say he's still better than a lot of the actual humans on Tinder.

The woman shared her match on Imgur, and obviously, people had lots to say about the canine's profile:

This person is all about the cute conspiracy move this dog's pulling here.

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This sparked a long comment thread of people arguing over whether or not the conspiracy was true. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here like, "YOU GUYS, A WOMAN MATCHED WITH A DOG ON TINDER. WE'RE MISSING THE POINT HERE."

These people had a bigger idea in mind.

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Seriously, how does a pet adoption Tinder not exist already? OK, TO BE FAIR, I haven't really looked into it. It might exist, but I just don't feel like googling it right now. SUE ME.

And this woman's response was way too real for online daters.

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Yeah, a dog turning into a human is MUCH more of a rarity than a human turning into a dog, especially in the world of online dating.

Can I get an AMEN?