"Do you want to be my boyfriend?" said every single girl ever. Just kidding -- but now the "Frozen" parody of all parodies has just been made and it's targeted at all the single ladies.
Thanks to Total Sorority Move, we are about to make your Monday morning a little bit better.
It gets pretty sad and depressing towards the end when the singer claims "she doesn't want to die alone," recaps her Match and Tinder experiences and debates purchasing a cat.
Enjoy the video as you continue your procrastination on this very, very tired Monday.