Oh, Valentine’s Day, a wonderful holiday to spend with your boyfriend and cuddle and kiss. A time to appreciate each other and snuggle together as the sun sets.... Gag.
I just threw up a little bit.
Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be about love. It doesn’t have to be about spending time with some boyfriend you probably won’t even remember by next February.
The best kind of Valentine’s Day is the Anti-Valentine’s Day -- the kind of day you spend with the real loves of your life: your BFFs.
Spend your Valentine's Day the guaranteed-fun way: with your fabulous girlfriends, drinking too much champagne and eating every dessert you can get your hands on. Who needs a boyfriend?
To really celebrate your single-girl Valentine’s properly, you’ll need the perfect Anti-Valentine’s Day ensemble.
Think: the furthest thing from lingerie or bandage dresses and the opposite of sexy. Let's give this stupid holiday the big, ol' middle finger it deserves.
1. For the girl who just wants her feelings known.
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Don’t feel like beating around the bush? Do you just want every single (or taken, LOL) person to see how few f*cks you give? Well, this is the shirt for you.
2. For the girl who's drinking her feelings.
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A burgundy leather dress is perfect for Anti-Valentine’s Day, but not for the reason you think.
It may be red, aka the color of love (and coincidentally the color of blood), but this dress will actually serve a much higher purpose: It is wine-proof. So, be free with the pour, baby, because you are all set to splash around. Or drown yourself in the glass.
3. For the girl who's going to come comfy and leave comfy.
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What better place to wear a pajama set than an Anti-Valentine’s Day party with your girlfriends?
It’s not like you’re going out to troll for guys. You can be comfortable and cozy, and not worry about your public appearance for once.
4. For the girl who's going to take comfy a step further.
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If there's anything I always try to find an excuse for, it's an excuse to wear a onesie.
They're a sartorial gift from the heavens.
While every other taken girl is off spending her entire paycheck on some lacy corset, you can spend your hard-earned cash on a wardrobe staple you'll have no shame wearing over and over again.
5. For the girl who’s going to rock black on the only day you don’t wear black.
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Go for a sexy black dress even if you're just dressing for girls.
In the Red Sea of pink and magenta, black is going to automatically stand out. Plus, you can laugh at all the guys who didn’t swoop you up when they had the chance. Meow!
6. For the girl who literally gives zero f*cks.
A muumuu is about as not sexy as you can possibly go.
It’s the polar opposite of what people think they should be rocking on Valentine’s Day, and so wearing one just makes you so insanely badass.
7. For the girl who's really not having this bullsh*t.
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Drink enough wine and you won’t be. Not that you were getting laid tonight, anyway.