Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like An 18K Gold Penis Necklace For $790
Everyone has that one friend who has everything.
When it comes to buying gifts for the holidays, this friend presents a challenge. What could you possibly get the person who already has it all?
Tom Ford may have the answer -- so long as said friend has a sense of humor.
Just in time for the holiday season, the oft-controversial designer released a collection of 18 karat gold penis pendant necklaces. Because who doesn't love jewelry?
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The necklaces, which cost $790, are available with your choice of a small, medium or large dick charm. If gold isn't your thing, galvanized silver options are also available.
And guys, what better way to profess your love for a lady then by (symbolically) handing your dick over to her?
If there's one thing women love, it's power -- and a daily wearable reminder that your manhood is ours, well, that's a truly satisfying present.
Buy your pretty penis pendants here.