Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like An 18K Gold Penis Necklace For $790

Everyone has that one friend who has everything.

When it comes to buying gifts for the holidays, this friend presents a challenge. What could you possibly get the person who already has it all?

Tom Ford may have the answer -- so long as said friend has a sense of humor.

Just in time for the holiday season, the oft-controversial designer released a collection of 18 karat gold penis pendant necklaces. Because who doesn't love jewelry?

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The necklaces, which cost $790, are available with your choice of a small, medium or large dick charm. If gold isn't your thing, galvanized silver options are also available.

And guys, what better way to profess your love for a lady then by (symbolically) handing your dick over to her?

If there's one thing women love, it's power -- and a daily wearable reminder that your manhood is ours, well, that's a truly satisfying present.

Buy your pretty penis pendants here.

Citations: Tom Ford Is Selling 18K Gold Penis Pendant Necklaces (Metro )