If you've ever taken a stroll down the darker alleys of the internet, you've definitely heard of (and experienced) a concept known as Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn made out of it. Don't think too hard about this concept -- trust me, you don't want to go there.
The same general principle extends its reach to the beauty community, where Sephora and Lush addicts share close-up photos of eyeshadow pigment and BB cream textures. These images and videos are about as close as you can get to obscene material without actually including any NSFW content.
This particularly applies to handmade cosmetics brand Lush, best known for its bath bombs. Now, the brand's Shower Jellies have inspired a series of slow-mo jiggle videos.
The Jellies are meant to be used like soap or refrigerated and cut into cubes for a more long-lasting product. Thanks to their seaweed gel bases, the Jellies shake and quiver in the same way I imagine Disney's Flubber would if his (Her? Their?) legs went to sleep.
Ready to witness some truly weird beauty porn? Allow me to bastardize some iconic Mystikal lyrics from 2000 here: "Shake your jelly, watch yourself."