I am not ashamed to admit I don't know anything about contouring.
No matter how many tutorials I watch, I still don't understand why it's a thing. But it is. And people are getting quite, um, creative with it.
People like Mimi Duong, who contoured her face with penises (no, not actual penises) in a tutorial that went viral, have truly taken contouring to the next level.
Yup. This is what we've come to in the world of makeup.
I wish I were more surprised, but this is the internet after all.
Her video tutorial showing how to create a perfect, sculpted look by contouring with penises is actually mesmerizing.
In her tutorial, which has been reblogged almost 50,000 times, she teaches us, without even saying a word, that yes, penises can be artistic. (Just ask Michelangelo.)
I think my favorite part was when she drew a penis on her nose, smack dab in the middle of her face.
She also whips through the entire process so quickly, as if it's just part of her normal makeup routine. Maybe she's cracked the code to perfect makeup every time.
The thing is, out of all the videos I've watched on contouring (OK, maybe three videos), this one was weirdly the most helpful.
Like, I think I get it now.
Also, her makeup is on FLEEK once she finishes blending, all thanks to penises.
I guess next time someone draws a dick on your face after you pass out at a party (if that's a thing people still do), you'll know how to transform it into a flawless look.