As If It Matters: This Is What Men Really Think About Women's Pubic Hair

It's an age-old question: bare or bush?

According to an survey, when it comes to dudes' preferences, it's Brazilian or bust.

The Huffington Post teamed up with the male-oriented website to ask over 5,000 men about their pube preferences, and the answers may surprise you.

Though going bare down there was the top choice, survey findings indicated, on the whole, most guys don't really give a f*ck what ladies do with their nether regions, so long as they're clean and well-maintained.

Nearly half voted for “completely bare,” with one f*ckboy insisting,

The only hair on a woman should be on her head.

He's obviously single.

Meanwhile, a full 38 percent said they prefer some hair -- but well-groomed -- and 5 percent voted for the full bush. Nearly a fifth claimed they had “no preference,” and 1 percent said “other,” most likely referring to a landing strip or some other shaped situation.

But there's a catch. Even though men have their preferences, it's not going to stop them from getting their dicks wet. Only 9 percent said they ended a date early because of her bush or lack thereof. One participant said,

If you've made it to third base… and you want to call a timeout due to grooming habits, then you are a huge douche.

Agreed, sir.

Finally, when it comes to their own sh*t, most guys are pretty considerate. Only 12 percent claimed they felt no pressure to groom at all. Nearly half replied they groom for themselves but don't feel pressured, and the rest felt it's the appropriate thing to do.

It should be noted the survey spanned a range of age groups, and preferences may break down differently among younger or older males.

That said, it really doesn't matter what anyone thinks, as long as you're happy with your appearance down there.

Citations: Heres What Men Really Think About Womens Pubic Hair (Huffington Post)