Everyone knows, when it comes to females, there is really no such thing as "spontaneous" sex.
Sure, the guy may think it's spontaneous, but there is a 99 percent chance this girl knew what was going down later in the night. As a result, she plucked, waxed, shaved, showered and got a manicure and pedicure.
Amy Schumer perfectly depicts the rushed and well-executed process a female goes through before she's about to get it on.
Enjoy and happy Hump Day!
H/T: Total Sorority