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There's Finally A 'Magic Wand' That Prevents Wine Hangovers

Comedy Central

Let's be real: Every type of hangover is pretty damn miserable.

But I think most people would agree no hangover can compare to the world of pain you experience after a night of guzzling wine like you'd never drink it again.

If you've ever woken up with a hella bad wine hangover and wished you could simply wave a magic wand to poof your pounding headache away, today is your lucky day.

Apparently, there's a wine wand that promises to reduce your hangovers. All I have to say is, "TAKE MY MONEY."

PureWine recently invented a glorious gadget called The Wand. It absorbs the histamines and sulfite preservatives in wine that are notorious for causing headaches, congestion and skin rashes.

If you're wondering how it all works, it's actually quite simple.

All you have to do is pour a glass of red or white wine, plop your wand in, swirl it around, let it soak for at least three minutes and poof!

You now have a magical, hangover-free wine that will make all of your drinking dreams come true.

In addition to filtering all of the bad shit out of your cheap cabernet...

...this enchanted apparatus also aerates your wine, which makes it taste better.

If you're looking to live drink happily ever after, you can score an eight-pack of these whimsical wine wands for $18 and never worry about falling victim to another dreaded wine hangover ever again.

Citations: A MAGIC WAND WILL CURE YOUR WINE HANGOVER (Betches)