How To Use Your Orgasms To Dominate Your Life, Career And Relationships

Before you scoff at the headline of this article, I beg you to ask yourself one question: If you can use sexual energy to create a literal human being, why wouldn't you be able to create anything else?

You might answer that question by telling me, "Because you're literally built to create human beings, not to control your destiny."

Well, the first step to controlling your destiny would be removing that horse-shit attitude, Becky.

I don't have some cold, hard science to back me up on this, so if that's the most important thing for you, you're going to be disappointed.

However, one thing scientists shun is contempt prior to investigation, so you might want to stick around and experiment with this.

It's what a real science lover would do, and the worst-case scenario is you get to have an orgasm.

The orgasm is one of the most powerful moments in human existence. All your senses are heightened, and if psychic powers are a thing (they are), then those are deepened, too.

When you fully embrace your sexual nature, you can learn to use the power of sex for more than sexual gratification.

You can conceive opportunities for yourself, and you don't need to be some enlightened weirdo to do it, either.

So, here are the five steps to making some magic with your genitals:

1. Know what you want.

You have to know exactly what it is you want to manifest. It doesn't matter how big or small it is because how it comes to you needs to be left to the powers that be.

Identify what it is you want, and maybe write it down somewhere. Keep in mind, it has to be specific.

It can't be as vague as "new life." If what you want is a new life, though, identify what you want in your new life, whether it's a new house, a new job or a new partner.

2. Visualize it.

People always overthink this stuff.

Basically, you just have to visualize the thing you want. (I know the word visualize is gross and probably makes you feel like you're on a commune, but it works.)

Think about it for as long as it takes to be excited about the prospect of having it, and then think about it some more.

That's all there is to it.

3. Relax.

Finally, it's time to get down to business.

Settle down with whatever tools (or person) you need, and start to relax.

Because if you're only concentrating on that new house, you're literally never going to orgasm. Remember you don't need to be focusing on a new car while you're trying to climax.

Unless, you know, that does it for you, I guess?

4. Head straight to O-Town.

This is the best part. You can do it alone, or you can do it with a trusted sexual partner.

Take your time or bang it out, but just remember to have fun sex.

Don't make the sex or the masturbation itself about the thing you want to create. Make it about enjoying the moment, and when you do begin to approach orgasm, channel your thoughts into the thing you want.

The energy of an orgasm will move from the genitals up through the body and out the top of your head. (For men, this happens literally and figuratively.)

When you feel that energy rising up, call up the intention you have to get that new job in your life. Send it out, like the energy itself is some kind of carrier pigeon.

Now, let go. Remember what you've created could take time, or it could manifest right away.

It's not up to you to worry about how it comes to you. It's only up to you to keep your eyes open and to remain aware.

Have fun making things!