NFL stars are the closest damn things we have to the superheroes we see in the movies. Straight up.
They're big, they're strong and, of course, they have millions of dollars to invest in their powers.
In an alternate universe, they'd be the perfect candidates to help protect the free world from evil and destruction.
Instead, they're using their gifts to pummel the sh*t out of each other just for our entertainment.
NFL Memes did a remarkable job of recreating a new universe where our favorite players are actually making a difference.