100 To 0 Real Quick: Drake Tries To Play Soccer And Just Totally Fails

The lamp he shattered wasn't his intended target, but that didn't stop Drake from celebrating like he just scored the 90th-minute winner in a World Cup Final.

Not only did the Toronto native scream "goooooal" after his, uh, strike, but he decided to share the achievement with his 11.8 million Instagram followers.

You may be involved in a relationship of sorts with Serena, fam, but all you did was show the world why rappers are most definitely not athletes.

And considering Drake has more famous futbol friends than any other rapper, you'd think one of them would've taught him how to score from 10 yards out.

Citations: Drake Accidentally Breaks Outdoor Lamp With Errant Soccer Shot, Yells "GOOOOOOOAL!" Anyway (Complex)