Derek Jeter would do it this way.
The New York Yankees legend, who has always kept a low-key private life, stayed true to his colors when he inconspicuously admitted to being engaged to bombshell Hannah Davis.
In a 485-word post on the website he owns, The Players' Tribune, Jeter wrote about his new life as a dog owner and sneakily added what was essentially an "Oh, by the way, I'm gonna get married."
Meet Derek Jeter's Italian Mastiff, Kane. https://t.co/vo9jGZolWa pic.twitter.com/1iisCtMRpf — The Players' Tribune (@PlayersTribune) November 3, 2015
I had no idea what I was in for as a new dog owner. He was a Christmas gift last year from my fiancée, whose family had Mastiffs growing up. I've never owned a pet in my life.
That's as much you can expect to get about the former Yankees captain, especially when you consider he never even publicly acknowledged he was dating Hannah Davis.
The fact that he's chosen to do it in this way? Well, that's just classic Jeter.