This 9-Year-Old Plowing Through Kids In Rugby Will Make You Feel Weak AF

Look, when I'm a parent, I'm all for having my kids play competitive sports. Hell, I think I'm going to make it mandatory.

I played baseball, basketball, soccer and anything else my mom and dad were willing to sign me up for back in the day. But if my children come to me and tell me they want to play rugby or football, and we go down to tryouts and see a young Jonah Lomu-looking kid on the field, there's no way in hell I'm letting them play.

As you can see in the video above, this boy (man?) plowing through kids on the rugby pitch is almost tough to watch.

According to reports, this kid is 9, and the way he tosses kids aside like they're flies is more than a little alarming. Apparently, he is Polynesian -- duh -- and the above video footage is from a rugby tournament in Canberra, Australia.

If I were one of these kids, I wouldn't even bother trying to tackle this 9-year-old machine. Seriously, can we get a birth certificate check or something? I don't want to be that guy, but I seriously fear for the safety of the kids who have to go up against this mountain of a boy.

Also, I think it's safe to say this kid would stiff-arm the crap out of me, every dude I know, a few Army Rangers, The Rock and really anyone and anything else that might get in his path.

Keep doing your thing, big man.

Citations: Giant 9-Year Old Rugby Kid Throws Opponents Around With Devastating Stiff Arms (The Big Lead), Kid Goes Beast Mode (YouTube)