10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Patriots Fan
The New England Patriots are easily one of the most hated teams in all of sports. From their assh*le coach, to their pretty boy quarterback and everything else in between, they're one of the biggest targets in the NFL.
That's fine by them, though. The Pats consistently emerge as one of the premier teams year in and year out. But that comes at a big cost of integrity. We all remember spy gate scandal, when they illegally recorded film of their Super Bowl opponent's practice.
That pretty much solidified how scummy the entire organization is and what they stand for. Don't let their smiles fool you. These are the 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Patriots fan:
You lost in the Super Bowl to the Giants twice in the past 5 years
You never gave Tim Tebow a chance
And now you have no good receivers this season
Your star tight end is either partying or injured
And your other tight end is in jail
Your coach is known for being a scumbag
Tom Brady looks like he's starring as Jim Carrey with this new cut
In case you missed Tom Brady's Jim Carey hair from his press conference yesterday. Here ya go: pic.twitter.com/A7SxOgNJpx — Shae Peppler (@shaepeppler) October 7, 2013
Plus he's just been really creepy this season
And he's always bitching about something
But at the end of the day, his wife is still hotter than anyone you'll ever bang
Top Photo Credit: Jim Rogash/Getty Images