You Can Finally Buy Tituss Burgess' Pinot Noir, AKA 'An Ode To Black Penis'
We all wanted to get a taste of "Peeno Noir" after watching Titus Andromedon (inarguably the best character to grace Netflix) sing about it with goosebump-inducing beauty.
In case you're unfamiliar with the "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" character and his fine wine pursuits, here's a quick recap:
To be enjoyed by all the fabulous Kings and Kweens. Pinot makes things fun. xo Tituss
You are right about that, Tituss.
I think I'll pair my Pinot Noir with some caviar... While driving a mid-sized car to Myanmar, going to a leather bar for a date with... Tom Berenger?
Hey, I try.