She turned water into wine... kind of. She's basically a modern-day Jesus Christ.
Clare is a 28-year-old woman from England who works in digital marketing.
She is also one of the greatest minds of our generation.
According to BuzzFeed News, she and her boyfriend just bought a house together.
This leaves me thinking, "Damn, she's only a year older than me and she has a house ~AND~ a boyfriend?"
To go with their new house, the couple ordered a new fridge. Clare said,
We ordered the fridge and Joe said it came with a wine cooler section and I said, 'Or we could put it in the water dispenser.' It seemed to make perfect sense.
Clare, I have one question: Does your neck get tired from holding up your big, beautiful brain all day?!
Clare said that her plan worked perfectly. She added,
We finished off the bottle and washed it out so it's back to water now. Not sure if it would work if you left it for a while, though.
Hmm, that is true. It would probably taste a little off after being exposed to all the different aromas of the food in their fridge.
Maybe something like this would work better in the long run:
Clare said that her water didn't even taste like wine after they cleaned it out. This is fine, I guess, but wine-fridge is still way cooler.
People on Twitter have said that she should have been Time's Person of the Year because of her genius life hack.
She's even inspired a few copycats. She said,
I think I may have ruined quite a few water filters around the world. I can't believe people haven't done it before — it's definitely something fridge manufacturers should add in.
Agreed. Who do we have to talk to to get wine-dispensers in fridges by next year?