In case you spent most of your life sealed in shrink wrap due to a childhood accident, were recently freed and are now considering rejoining society, there's something important you need to know: The dumbest dudes have the strongest opinions.
Some troll, who I can only assume is a public erection personified, recently shamed Irish radio presenter Susan Keogh by suggesting she shouldn't have a career and a child.
In response, Keogh wrote this human boner an open letter and shared it on Twitter.
Only a big-hearted woman does a troll the favor of enlightening him or her to alternative ways of living, though the idea that being a working mother is considered an alternative or even an unfathomable life choice is a sincere bummer.
Speaking as a happy, well-adjusted, independent daughter of two working parents, I swear there are far worse things to be (like, I don't know, a weenie who trolls moms online).