'It's Poppin!': Woman Gives The Greatest Interview About Fire In Her Building (Video)

I love this woman. I've never loved anything in life as much as I love this woman.

Michelle Dobyne doesn't deserve a TV show as much as she deserves an entire cable network devoted to programming just around her. Judge me all you want, but I will go on record saying this fire was the best thing to ever happen to me.

The fire was “poppin',” but her impression of her friend saying, “The building is on fire,” is the most poppin-est thing of all time.

SO YOU HEAR THAT, FIRE? You aren't taking Michelle Dobyne or her children! NOT TODAY! YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY WOMAN!

Citations: This Excited Witness Describing A Fire Is The Frontrunner For 2016s Best Local News Interview (UPROXX)