If movies are to be believed, the holidays are make-or-break when it comes to confessing your love.
So... here it goes.
I love you, faithful readers. Thanks for being here!
Coffee shops aren't only places where they can't spell your name, it's were people fall in love.
Telling someone you have a crush on them is a pretty big deal in real life -- which is why I don't do it. I can never get rejected if dating apps only show me people who also swipe right, right?
Twitter user @notjerryclayton found himself alone in a cafe when...
He witnessed one of those rare "real life" confessions.
It's a bold move. When was the last time you told someone you like them face-to-face?!
Maybe high school?
She had a crush on him for SIX MONTHS.
Imagine having a crush on your barista co-worker for six months?!
Imagine having a job for six months...
He needed time to process this confession of LOVE.
The anticipation is literally killing me. Get my lawyer -- I need to update my will.
Here's that awkward moment when you witnessed a woman pour her heart out, but you wish she'd pour you more coffee instead.
Did he bounce out the back window?
If I had a nickel for every time I escaped through a window when someone told me they had feelings for me...
BUT THEN IT HAPPENS.
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?!
If only every crush ended up this way.
Hold back those tears, guys. It won't always be unrequited for us, OK?!
Their boss might be mad they just left to probably make out though.
LET THIS INSPIRE YOU TO TELL YOUR CRUSH THAT YOU WANT TO HAVE THEIR BABIES.
BE LIKE CAFÉ GIRL.
This man got to see a real life love story play out and got a muffin?
Do you think café girl and the fellow barista will invite me to their wedding?