Some Twitter rants come along like rays of sunshine on a cloudy day, and Tila Tequila's recent rant is no exception.
In fact, this one might be pure gold.
Tequila's entirely insane tweets started pouring in Wednesday night, though it's difficult to say where the craziness starts and where it ends.
Maybe somewhere along the lines of this tweet:
I can always hear the frequency waves beaming at my head. — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Oh dear, it gets better. So much better.
BECAUSE I AM A RUSSIAN SPY WORKING FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER. SO IT IS GOOD THAT I SEEM CRAZY SO MY COVER ISN'T BLOWN. https://t.co/2Lwj7T6YfY — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Now it's starting to all make sense!
You're all gonna feel so fucking stupid when I post the PROOF of the #FLATEARTH should I do it now or later? Either way you lose! — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Someone makes a good point that other planets are round.
BUT THE FUCKING MOON IS NOT EVEN NATURAL AND WAS PLACED THERE ARTIFICIALLY BECAUSE IT IS A SPACE SHIP! https://t.co/F86vQIt7Tw — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
I mean, do we have any reason not to believe her?
in 2012 after I died I was replaced with a clone aka me now and was microchip and was activated after the fallout of 2013 and 2015. — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
And, in case you haters were questioning her authenticity...
BUT I HAVE BEEN POSTING THE SAME SHIT EVEN WHEN I HAD 4 FOLLOWERS! WHO CARES ABOUT FOLLOWERS? I HATE MAINSTREAM. https://t.co/vhKtUZqofm — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
We can infer from these tweets that Tila Tequila is either dead, an alien robot clone, or so incredibly stoned.
My guess is the third option because we all remember this guy who had one too many special brownies and called 911.
It's okay, Tila Tequila. It happens to the best of us.
Citations: Tila Tequila Claims She's Already Dead & 6 More Insane Tweets From Her Rant (Hollywood Life)