Some Twitter rants come along like rays of sunshine on a cloudy day, and Tila Tequila's recent rant is no exception.
In fact, this one might be pure gold.
Tequila's entirely insane tweets started pouring in Wednesday night, though it's difficult to say where the craziness starts and where it ends.
Maybe somewhere along the lines of this tweet:
Oh dear, it gets better. So much better.
Now it's starting to all make sense!
Someone makes a good point that other planets are round.
I mean, do we have any reason not to believe her?
And, in case you haters were questioning her authenticity...
We can infer from these tweets that Tila Tequila is either dead, an alien robot clone, or so incredibly stoned.
My guess is the third option because we all remember this guy who had one too many special brownies and called 911.
It's okay, Tila Tequila. It happens to the best of us.
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Citations: Tila Tequila Claims She's Already Dead & 6 More Insane Tweets From Her Rant (Hollywood Life)