This entire summer, not a day went by that I didn't hopelessly dream of having a pool just for the sake of buying chic pool toys to float through my favorite time of year. #SorryNotSorry
Why not work on your base tan while living it up in style, am I right? Multitasking at its finest.
Hot pink inflatable flamingos and whimsical unicorns were all the rage on Instagram this summer, and I couldn't help but feel like I was hardcore missing out.
The FOMO was so real it hurt.
Celebrities and fashion bloggers everywhere blew up Instagram with pictures of them relaxing on their cool swan floaties in lavish pools and exquisite beaches -- looking all trendy AF/badass.
NOT JELLY AT ALL.
I just wanted a blow-up pizza floaty, OK? Is that too much for a gal to ask?!
TBH, I'm such a floaty fanatic, I wouldn't even need a pool to enjoy it. I would casually bask in the sun while lounging with my vibrant pink flamingo on the grass and be v satisfied.
Just give this chick a piña colada to sip on and she's all set for the afternoon.
If you don't gram it up while you're on your floaty, you're certainly missing out.
Mashable reports four teenage girls were living it up on two floaties while on holiday on Phillip Island, Victoria, Australia. Let's just say things went south for this crew REAL fast.
The group of girls (and their squad of two flamingos, a dinosaur and unicorn floaty) were discovered 0.3 miles from the shore after they drifted out to sea. The water was apparently infested with sharks, too, so that's a bit terrifying.
One of the girls revealed,
Another began to suffer from a panic attack once she noticed how far AF they had floated from shore.
The group ended up being saved (thank the LAWD) by a fisherman named Alex King and his friend. The duo was searching for squid when they found the girls.
King spoke with 7 News, saying,
In the end, the girls still ended up crushing the picture game, though.