If You Talk Like A Pirate Today, Krispy Kreme Will Give You Free Doughnuts


Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

*Slow clap.*

Come on guys, humor me -- it's National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yeah, that's a thing.

You can get two things out of today: The satisfaction of talking like Jack Sparrow and a free donut from Krispy Kreme, savvy?

Here's the fine print from the KK website:

But ye be warned -- pick your store wisely.

Not everyone is having luck with the donut promo. Some people claim they've walked into a Krispy Kreme dressed like a massive tool only to be told some stores aren't participating.

Matt Knapp wrote on the KK Facebook page,

A life at sea was not for Matt Knapp.