If You Talk Like A Pirate Today, Krispy Kreme Will Give You Free Doughnuts
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!
Come on guys, humor me -- it's National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yeah, that's a thing.
You can get two things out of today: The satisfaction of talking like Jack Sparrow and a free donut from Krispy Kreme, savvy?
Here's the fine print from the KK website:
But ye be warned -- pick your store wisely.
Not everyone is having luck with the donut promo. Some people claim they've walked into a Krispy Kreme dressed like a massive tool only to be told some stores aren't participating.
Matt Knapp wrote on the KK Facebook page,
A life at sea was not for Matt Knapp.