A 'Sexy' Donald Trump Costume Exists, So Maybe Skip This Halloween
Donald Trump. With cleavage.
Welcome to Halloween 2016.
And judging by these harrowing costumes, it's going to be the scariest year yet.
Let's be clear: There's nothing new about Trump outfits. That douchey mop is on sale all year round.
But Yandy.com has managed to come up with a disturbing twist on everyone's favorite presidential hopeful.
It's called the Donna T. Rumpshaker.
*Dials 911 and reports assault on eyeballs*
The website uses "booty" in the description about a potential future US leader, and now we just feel uncomfortable.
You'll be "Making America Great!" this Halloween in this limited edition Yandy Donna T. Rumpshaker costume featuring a white sleeveless shirt with an attached collar, an attached red tie, a royal blue faux blazer and royal blue booty shorts. (Hat and wig sold separately.)
It's around $70, and all the things that make Donald the Donald (wig, "Make America Great Again" hat) are sold separately. The price of looking like a sexy douche is heavy this year.
Sexy Trump not doing it for you? No worries, Yandy.com got yo' back. They have Hillary Clinton for you instead.
This little number is called the "Capitol Hill."
Unfortunately, the wig — which looks eerily similar to Donald Trump's lid — is sold as a separate item.
Here's what the website has to say about it:
Go from First Lady to the Oval Office in this Yandy limited edition Capitol Hill costume featuring a blue mini dress with long sleeves, a deep V-neckline, a front button closure with blue button detailing, faux pocket accents, and a mini American flag pin. (Wig not included.)
So go forth, and stretch your political muscles this Halloween in the sexiest way possible.
Warning: There are no treats this year, only tricks.