No One Is More Of A Savage Than This Alien On Instagram (Photos)


You might think you cold, but no one is a bigger savage than Lil Mayo.

First of all, he's a motherf*cking alien somehow getting all the women, and secondly, he's living the life of an intergalactic Tupac.

With nearly 300,000 followers on the 'gram, he's blowing up simply by being the most turnt up alien we've ever seen, not to mention the only alien we've ever seen.

From smoking Backwoods filled with straight OG to scratching all shorties in the hills, this little dude is a star and will probably never die because aliens don't die, right?

Lil Mayo isn't just an alien dude; he's a lifestyle brand.

That's because he really be in these LA streets, fam.

He's the one out there with your girl at 3 in the morning.

And you probably mad he has more followers than you do.

But that's because he's really about that life, chain smoking bogies and day drinking like a motherf*cker.

He's a bit of what people would call an alcoholic, though.

But first and foremost, he's a heavy smoker and skater.

I mean he seriously even burns when he's playing ball!

And he drives around in the whip with the bong!

Just don't give him the wrong barbecue sauce at McDonald's.

But all stoners are alike, no matter the species.

Little homie Mayo is just like us at the end of the day.

He faces some of the very same problems we all face daily.

He has his struggles, just like any other dude out there...

...with just a little bit of a problem from time to time.

But that just usually leads to him turning up insane after.

It's safe to say the women really go for him, too.

That's because he's smart and lets them know what it is.

And just when you thought you found some new-new, Lil Mayo probably already smashed.

So what he's a bit of a player... Are you really going to hate?

I don't even know what to say about this meme, but LOL.

What other alien do you know who keeps it 100 and gets money like this?

And actually gets faded while getting a new tattoo?

That's the same alien getting lit to March Madness.

Next time you see this in the sky, just know what it really is.