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Guy Had No Clue He Wiped Poop On His Face



Every once in a while you'll come across a Reddit story that will change your life and how you view the world.

For me, it was the story of a kid in a wheelchair who adopted a military dog after its owner was killed in Afghanistan.

The post's subtext had an amazing message and the parties that came together to make the story happen were a remarkably inspirational cast.

(Sorry for the lack of a link to this story. I searched a bunch and couldn't find it. Just take my word for it. It was inspirational AF.)

You may, or may not have one of these stories already in your life, but I can guarantee the story below isn't one of them.

In fact, this story below made me hate the world because if it happens even once Reddit, that means it's happened at least five times elsewhere on the planet.

Don't ask me how I made up the math for that. I just did.

It's a story of how a man wiped poop on his face and it's currently dominating Reddit.

So, I warn you, before you cut into this miserable tale from Reddit, just be aware you will hate everything the second you're done reading the last words.

You've been warned.

Here is the post:

Aaand here are a bunch of innocent chocolate GIFs to make you feel extra puke-y.


There's no such thing as too much chocolate!

Yes please!

There is no goodness in this world.

Citations: Reddit (Reddit)