Savage TV Host Asks Obese Woman With Eating Fetish, 'When's The Next Feed?'
Unless you're a die-hard fan of British television, chances are you've never heard of Phillip Schofield.
Well let me sum him up for you: He's pure sass — deadpan, cheeky and sarcastic — and we love him.
He was interviewing Texan Monica Riley for ITV's show "This Morning" about how it's her dream to be the world's fattest woman.
She has a target weight of 1,000 pounds.
It's an unhealthy and uncomfortable goal.
Phil knows that. We all know that. So he decided to get savage on her with his deadpan nature.
Addressing Sid, her boyfriend, Phil says,
It's a little bit like getting into a car with you guys and driving very fast with your eyes shut, because the inevitable is actually going to happen.
You are actually killing her, aren't you?
Monica explains even if Sid wasn't around she'd still eat as much anyway because she's "addicted to food."
But our sassy friend Phil replies,
At 71 stone, if you reach your goal, how would you get to the food without help?
Monica claims there are plenty of men who would love to be in Sid's position.
Here are some other great lines from Phil throughout the interview:
- You have — you've said you have — an active sex life. And you are talking about children. So, would you like to have a baby?
- How would you POSSIBLY look after a child at that size?
- Isn't it irresponsible to be that big and then have a baby?
Then he rounds off the interview with this absolute gem:
When's the next feed?
Monica and Sid don't get it at first, and it's the perfect example of how British and American humor differs.
People were loving how savage the entire interview was.
I am absolutely DYING at @Schofe on @thismorning being so harsh and blunt to this monsterously fat woman #whensthenextfeed#thismorning — Amie Pollitt △⃒⃘ (@amiescool) September 12, 2016
Philip schofield is so sassy, actually love that man @Schofe — Jess Adams (@Jess_adams98) September 12, 2016
@Schofe is literally hilarious! Had me in fits of laughter on today's #ThisMorning. "I'll get you a funnel" — Elizabeth Spencer (@SpencerE1Z) September 12, 2016
Phil is savage AF #thismorning — Victoria (@vickyallover) September 12, 2016
@Schofe "When's the next feed?" ... "When's the next funnel?" Legend #thismorning — Shannon Jones (@Shannon_J_Jones) September 12, 2016
Watch the full interview here: