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People Are Sharing The Most Ruthless Backhanded Compliments They Ever Received

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OK, this is really personal, but I'll share it with you because it's Thursday afternoon and we've all checked out.

My penis size is average. I'm fine with that. *sobs behind giant pillow*

But, to every guy ever, look me in the eyes and tell me you'd turn down a couple of extra inches on your member.

Men want to be bigger. Bigger is better. A bigger penis would make me feel more confident. Heck, I'd probably be the CEO of an energy firm right now if I had the self-esteem of a guy with a massive wang.

So the general consensus from women I'm with is this: "Your dick is perfect, the big ones are uncomfortable."

Wait. What?

So, it's small? Please tell me it's big. My ego needs to hear it.

THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is a backhanded compliment I hate receiving.

What's yours?

People have been sharing theirs on Twitter under #CrappyCompliments.

There are comments on a whole range of topics, like intelligence:

Looks was a big one:

Relationship status:

The kids:

Then there are career "compliments":