OK, this is really personal, but I'll share it with you because it's Thursday afternoon and we've all checked out.
My penis size is average. I'm fine with that. *sobs behind giant pillow*
But, to every guy ever, look me in the eyes and tell me you'd turn down a couple of extra inches on your member.
Men want to be bigger. Bigger is better. A bigger penis would make me feel more confident. Heck, I'd probably be the CEO of an energy firm right now if I had the self-esteem of a guy with a massive wang.
So the general consensus from women I'm with is this: "Your dick is perfect, the big ones are uncomfortable."
So, it's small? Please tell me it's big. My ego needs to hear it.
THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is a backhanded compliment I hate receiving.
People have been sharing theirs on Twitter under #CrappyCompliments.