Sex can be a glorious, phenomenal, mind-blowing experience.
That being said, sex can also be one of the most awkward things... EVER.
Yep, I think it's safe to say we've all managed to embarrass the hell out of ourselves while getting down and dirty with people.
Not too long ago, we showed you a bunch of people who spilled the beans about the most embarrassing things to happen to them during sex.
If those hilarious, hot and steamy stories made you feel a lot better about your own sex life, you'll be glad to know sex struggles don't always have to involve two people rolling around in the sheets.
That's right. Whisper, the app that lets you confess all of your cringe-worthy secrets through anonymous messages, recently asked a bunch of people to open up about their most embarrassing masturbation stories.
Whether these people are getting caught in the act by their roommates, having their parents tell them to keep it down or ending up with injuries from unexpected masturbation mishaps -- all of these super awkward stories will make you thankful you're not one of these people.
Check out the photos below to see these hilarious masturbation stories.
This isn't what it looks like, I swear.
Watch your step.
Can you keep it down up there?
Please, just stop.
I guess he wasn't as into it as I was.
I guess I can skip the gym today.
Damn you, iPod shuffle!
That didn't go as well as I expected.
Did that just happen IRL?
Time to do laundry again.
Don't try this at home.
I'm sexy, and I know it.
If he won't do it, I will.
I'm just trying to change the world, one sperm at a time.
For more funny confessions, check out Whisper.