On Tuesday morning, Kelvin Peña's posted a video of his friend's "BM" coming over for a visit.
If you're wondering what "BM" means, it's baby's mama. And if you're wondering whose baby mama it is, your question should really be what has a baby mama.
And if you're now wondering "what," the answer to that question is "Money," Kelvin's "pet" deer.
In keeping with this streak of sentences that a very reasonable person could find confusing, here's something else that might make just as little sense: Kelvin's video with Money's "family."
Money's baby mama pull up game too strong pic.twitter.com/It70ebFiFX — Kelvin (@COLDGAMEKELV) August 2, 2016
Yes, this guy has, in fact, become best friends with the deer around his Pennsylvania home, and he's becoming famous for it. His numerous videos are getting tens of thousands of retweets and multiple outlets are writing about his story.
That story appears to have begun on with this video.
WHERE IT ALL STARTED pic.twitter.com/wEJL6d1yoS — Common White Girl (@girlposts) August 3, 2016
Since that moment, it looks like Kelvin really is a part of the deer family.
THIS JUST CRACKS ME UP pic.twitter.com/MvLK02ldwb — Common White Girl (@girlposts) August 3, 2016
They even play basketball together.
Crossed her ass into the 3rd row (via @COLDGAMEKELV) pic.twitter.com/XQXhr5O7Cz — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 3, 2016
And count money.
Ya tu sabe me and Canela counting up pic.twitter.com/vm7gFTZBKd — Kelvin (@COLDGAMEKELV) August 2, 2016
And, of course, now other people want to be like him.
But there's no telling if those people will have the same bond.
They're not scared of me. That's why we have a connection.
That bond will probably get strong after he starts, you know, feeding them something they're actually used to eating.
And that's great because you know what they say: A family that eats together gets retweets together, or something like that.