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Mother And Married Son Arrested After Having Sex With Each Other

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Another day, another weird incest story.

This time, a son and mother in North Carolina have been arrested for allegedly engaging in sexual relations.

Melissa "Missy" Kitchens, 44, and her son, Shaun Thomas Pfeiffer, 25, are each facing felony charges for incest.

Kitchens was arrested September 7 and her son was arrested September 8 — their arrest documents stating that they had sex with each other back in August.

This is disturbing for obvious reasons, but things escalate to a whole other level of wrong when you find out that Pfeiffer is married.

In fact, according to DailyMail.com, Pfieffer, his wife, Shannon Roman, and their toddler son, Zyler, SHARE a home with Kitchens.

So, yeah, there's now a new, LITERAL meaning to a "mother-fucking adulterer."

Here's a screenshot of Kitchens' odd comment on her son's profile picture with his own son (AKA Kitchens' grandson) that seems to hint at the messed up situation:

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Some highlights from the essay comment: "Can't get over How Handsome You Are and I'm about to Cry," and "Just trying To Brighten The Mood---- Things are Very Stressful and I Love You and I Respect Any Decision."

There's no family drama quite like the drama when you cheat on your wife with your mom.

If you want a visual on Kitchens, here's her Facebook profile photo. She seems to be holding on to her boob... in what looks like a little girl's room?

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Both mother and son have court dates coming up. Pfeiffer's is scheduled for September 30, while Kitchens' court date is September 29.

According to DailyMail.com, an incest charge in the state of North Carolina can leave you facing anywhere from 10 to 41 months in prison.

Citations: North Carolina mother, 44, and her married 25-year-old son are arrested for incest (The Daily Mail)