Don't try this at home, kids.
A man was testing out some ~new equipment~ in the bedroom, but things didn't go according to plan.
The guy had to be rushed to the nearest hospital in Bangkok, Thailand, to get a metal cock ring removed off of his penis with bolt cutters.
He was having a grand old time using the sex toy when it suddenly got stuck on his dick. It started to feel extremely painful (you know, BECAUSE IT'S METAL), so emergency services had to step in.
I'm all for experimenting in the bedroom, but anything metal may cross the line. How about we just stick to, like, food ... and leather?
Lots of pictures were taken of the procedure, so keep reading if you want to vomit! Who doesn't love throwing up their breakfast? Count. Me. In!
The doctors and nurses had to use a two-foot long bolt cutter and a hacksaw to cut the ring off of his dick. STAY STRONG, RANDOM MAN. THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS HERE FOR YOU!
One of the volunteer rescue workers, Jack Bansakul, gave the lowdown on what really happened.
Yup, that'll do it. Poor, poor, random man. Bansakul added,
He also talked a bit about the actual procedure. He shared,
RANDOM MAN'S PENIS IS SAVED!!!!! #SAVETHEDICK
The entire thing took three hours to remove, but at least the guy can leave with a full penis intact.
If you're not satisfied with the images I've provided for you, don't worry, there's more. Check out some of the NASTY NSFW DICK PICS HERE!
Enjoy the rest of your day, everybody! And remember, don't you dare fucking try this at home.