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Guy Drank Out Of Wife's Menstrual Cup For Weeks

BRB, I'm just puking for the next 3.5 weeks.

Let's all try to remember that the Internet is largely not a bad place.

There is a lot of fun, clean videos and educational websites out there to help you enrich your life and make you a better person.

For instance, here is a GIF of a kid hugging a duck.

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Amazing.

The following story is not one of these beautiful Internet things. The following story will make you a worse person and probably lead you to wish you never knew anything ever.

This story of a man, his wife's menstrual cup and an insane misunderstanding is making its way through Reddit and before you get all gung-ho and start reading this, let me warn you that it is absolutely terrible.

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This could very well be the worst thing on the Internet, and I'm including the Westboro Baptist Church's Facebook page and Creed's YouTube channel.

Reddit has really outdone itself on this one:

Ok, not just today. But I found out today about something I've been doing for a couple of weeks. My wife and I have a toddler and so our bathtub is always full of toys, including non-bath toys our son insists on bringing in anyway. If anyone has kids, you know they come with all kinds of nonsense looking pieces. Some of these pieces my wife puts up in the hanging basket, out of reach of our son, if it's not supposed to get wet or it's an important piece to a toy or something. I brush my teeth in the shower every morning. And after my wife had taken out the cup I use to rinse my mouth out, I picked up the closest thing to a cup that was in the hanging basket. Figured it was one of these weird pieces to a toy. It worked fine to get a mouthful of water for rinsing after I brush. Cut to today in the car. My wife is talking about lady stuff and mentions her menstrual cup in the shower. After a moment of spinning into the depths of hell, I asked her to please, for the love of gods, tell me it's not that rubber cup thing in the basket. It was. And I'll never be clean.
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Cool. I'm gonna go die now. Have a great day everyone!

Citations: Reddit (Reddit)