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17 Men Share The Physical Qualities They Are Most Attracted To

These days, I basically live in Reddit's AskMen subreddit, creeping through threads and attempting to better understand the opposite sex.

Sometimes my discoveries are depressing, and sometimes, like today, they present a valuable, heartwarming lesson.

Redditor Im_a_shaaark recently asked fellow users,

Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?

The answer? There truly is someone for everyone.

If your Disney doppelgänger is Scottish Princess Merida from "Brave," this guy is interested.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

Is your name Amanda? Do you commonly knock merchandise off store shelves due to your ample cake and severe nearsightedness? WELL THEN HAVE I GOT THE MAN FOR YOU!

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

Calling all singing cartoons: I hope you're ready to meet the love of your life.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

Just when you thought contouring your neck bones was a pointless waste of time, this dude comes along.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

Are you a rainy days and Mondays type of woman? I've got great news! Here's a man who will distract you from your misery, if only momentarily.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

What's that? You're an actual cat who eats fish and cheese scraps out of the garbage? Please be available for a blind date!

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

"Disney noses are for chumps." -- This guy.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

He's just an average guy looking for his Diana Prince in the streets and his Wonder Woman in the sheets.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

Some men are just hoping to meet a woman who can reach whatever's on top of the fridge. I am that woman.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

This next guy is making dreams come true for all eligible bachelorettes with amazing bone structure and serious debt.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

"Love is just a few squirts away," is not the best way to phrase this, but it's how I'm phrasing it, so grab your perfume and give me a damn break.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

Are you part of the minority of women who spend hours in the gym perfecting only their back muscles? Your hard work is about to pay off. Sexually. I'm talking about sex.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

Although not every woman has one, those who do appreciate any love for a body part that can seem more mysterious than the ocean floor.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

Aaaaand here I thought everyone had a neck.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

Surprise, surprise: Guys like an ass.

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They really do. They like it.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

Seriously, a lot.

Comment from discussion Having seen the question regarding physical deal-breakers, gentlemen: what physical attribute in another person is your biggest weakness?.

Still don't see any of your features mentioned above? Well, "neck" was on the list, and simply having a butt made the cut multiple times, so I don't believe you.

Get out there and find someone who will appreciate every part of you. No excuses.