9 Men Reveal The Disgusting Reasons They Don't Wash Their Hands (Or Dicks)

If I told you there's a way you can prevent getting the flu, food poisoning, the runs and cooties, what would you guess it is? It's not some magic pill or catch-all vaccine, it's the simple act of washing your hands.

And yet, some people don't like to wash their hands, making life a hell-pool of germs for the rest of us. So why? Why are they doing this?!

The answer is pretty straightforward, actually: People are f*cking gross.

Take it from the dudes of Reddit who are tossing caution and personal hygiene to to the wind. These are the type to see a sink and a fresh bar of soap and go, "Nah, I'm good."

Here's what filthy Reddit dudes have to say for themselves.

Whatever you do, don't shake this bro's dick-hand.

Meanwhile, this guy's just touching himself.

That's some interesting logic.

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

Everyone has a cause these days.

I didn't know this thread was called, "Gabe's Dirty Dick."

Floppy dicks unite!

There are just so many problems with this, I don't even know where to start.

Finally, the truth comes out.