Kim Kardashian's best friend forever, Jonathan Cheban, plans to open a school for the education of New York's young elite, Mashable reports.
And in case you were wondering, it'll be private, not public.
In an interview with New You, Cheban explained the idea behind what he's dubbed the International School of New York, saying,
I'm guessing the other fundamental grad classes include "Looking Unimpressed 301" and "Napping On Private Beaches: A Seminar."
So, will he start going by Professor Cheban from now on? In a sense, yes.
We all know it's tough being a wealthy New York youngster; sometimes, the shower pressure is so amazing in your penthouse that presidential suite showers can't compare. On that point, Cheban said,
Good point, Chancellor Jonathan Cheban, PhD.
I can only imagine the type of "American Psycho" sh*t that goes on behind closed Trump Tower doors.